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Name: .m e g s.
Country: United States
State: Texas
Birthday: 8/16/1986
Gender: Female


Interests: Milkshakes of all flavours, and experiencing the Ultimate in Fake Fifties Diners.
Expertise: art star.


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Member Since: 9/17/2003

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Saturday, June 12, 2004

Currently Playing
Early Days & Latter Days: 1 & 2
By Led Zeppelin
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- stairway to heaven. (no stairway! denied!)


>Today my boss gave me a dollar because I was able to spell his name,

>After 5 consecutive days of 93Q country for 8 hours straight and the same 10 damn country songs (I know the words to every song, or at least the gist of the words. I can't always decipher what is being sung andI swear to god one song's chorus is "Can you paint me a hurricane?" or possibly "Ain't gettin' hurt again" or maybe even "This country music shit is fucking lame"), my boss eagerly suggested that a coworker bring in his Nickelback and Creed cds. My boss is of a rare breed. I didn't think Texans fans even existed, and I definitely didn't think Nickelback/Creed fans existed. Or people who would willingly submit themselves to hearing "How You Remind Me" again. But apparently he is a hardcore, tail-gatin', Passion of the Christ-praisin', Nickelback fan. (But I'm not going to hold it against him, because he gave me a dollar for spelling his name.)

I am now regarded as some weird outcast hippie radical because I don't eat meat and I listen to weird "HEADBANGIN'" music, like RADIOHEAD ("satanic!") and MODEST MOUSE ("...you don't listen to the radio??? WHHHAAAATTTTT????") My boss actually said I should "drive a Beetle." They are certainly a clever bunch. Hippies + Beetles= DOES NOT COMPUTE ????!!!!!!

>a woman who "done forgot my name" corrected me on my grammar, and then said in a derogatory manner (in her thick Texas accent), "What, were you born in Houston, girl?"


>Today I saw a girl wearing a shirt with the word "EXPENSIVE." This is just my view, but regardless of what your price is, if you are putting yourself up for sale/auction/whathaveyou, and there is a price involved, no matter how "expensive" you may consider yourself......aren't you still just a cheap whore?

(disclaimer: I count yu-gi-oh! cards all day so it makes me totally insane.)


Sunday, June 06, 2004

Currently Watching
Swingers
By Vince Vaughn, Heather Graham
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Megan's TV: You never watch me anymore. I'm starting to think you don't like me.

Megan: I'm sorry dude. I can't fit you into my schedule.

Megan's Laptop: IN YO' FACE!

(an actual conversation.)


Saturday, June 05, 2004

Currently Watching
Cannibal! The Musical
By Trey Parker
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i highly reccommend this movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Currently Playing
The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust (EMI) [ENHANCED CD]
By David Bowie
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- rock n roll suicide.

memo to nicholas:

you are really fucking retarded.


Currently Watching
The Battle of Shaker Heights
By Shia LaBeouf, Elden Henson, Amy Smart, Anson Mount
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in response to my public's demands, I am updating the xanga!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first of all, i recently participated in a thrilling game of "TABOO."  in this riotous game, one must give hints and the other participant has to guess the specific word.  but there is a list of words which cannot be used in descriptions-for these words are TABOO and are forbidden!!  much like the tv gameshow "PASSWORD" only more complex and riveting!!

of course, TEAM M&M dominated.  (in case you weren't able to piece it together, I was half of this team.)

Some highlights which confirm my superior guessing ability:
(HINT: word)
MONEY: cheddar.
VAGINA: beaver.
MEXICANS USE THIS: lawnmower.
ok i'm sure there were some better ones but this was actually like 2 weeks ago so i forget. but i assure you, it was quite riveting.  teh megs will skool you all at TABOO as well as PICTIONARY.  (the word was WILT CHAMBERLIN!!)

in other news, it is official that i am, in fact, a Vampire.  my suspicions were confirmed when i forced myself to go to sleep because it was actually 6:00 in the a.m. on sunday morning and i had been awake all nite. 

in other news, SHREK 2 is totally awesome, whereas TROY is homoerotic to teh maxxx.  k.thx.Brad Pitt: Jamaica called.  They want their entire island's supply of coconut oil back.

and being the HARDxCORE Shia LaBeouf fan that I am (see also: "HOLES," "TRU CONFESSIONS," "CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE," "DUMB AND DUMBERER," not to mention the smash hit series "EVEN STEVENS") I was required by law to view the project greenlight film, THE BATTLE OF SHAKER HEIGHTS and it was really really good and I would highly reccommend it, despite my obviously biased favorable opinion.

and finally, i would like to say that i am currently looking up vh1's "awesomely bad song list" to find songs that i want for my own personal music collection.  because i think Matt Pinfield is a total douchebag, and i think Europe is not just a rockin' continent.




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